PMS-ING, boys!

i was checking over n reading some blogs n found this thing..it's quite interesting i guess (maybe,for me it's a yes..hahah)just some reminder for the guys to b brave n lil bit of understanding when it comes to PMS-ing..so,

Bear with it guys, you can do it!

So guys want to know what to do when their lady love is a bomb waiting to explode in the face of a puny annoyance? Pre Menstrual Stress lasts for four to five days. If you're lucky, you'll live through to the other side. So here's how i think you men should handle the demon:

1) In fact, flattery will get you everywhere.
2) Try not to be emotionally needy/annoying/tell fart jokes/in fact, just remain scarce.
3) Don't argue.
4) Agree with everything she says.
5) Tell her she's beautiful, perhaps 5000 times a day, even if she has a giant zit pulsating like Cyclops' eye on her forehead.
6) Actually, just tell her she's beautiful every five seconds.
7) Also under no circumstances point out or ask what 'that bulging thing is' on her face.
8) Bring her stuff. F@ck experiences, chicks want stuff. Throw chocolate at her.
9) Don't be pathetic
10) Don't be abstract
11) Don't be condescending
12) Don't be annoying
13) Don't be high maintenance
14) Don't ask her when the PMS will be over
15) Don't be a prick
16) Don't be stupid
17) Don't be a smart-ass
18) Don't be perverse
19) Don't be arrogant
20) Don't be normal
21) Don't be strange
22) Don't be pragmatic
23) Don't be useless
24) Tip: Angst can be alleviated through copulative mediums
25) Don't cancel last minute. (My God this annoys me, with or without PMS)
.26) Achieve the impossible
27) Be hot
28) Stick to your promises -> follow through people –> follow through!
29) Realise it's only four days of hell. FOUR DAYS. GIVE HER FOUR DAYS!!.
30) And for God's sake: When a woman is in a bad mood and she's not on PMS – because women CAN have a shitty day without having PMS – don't whatever you do - ask her if she's 'on.'
31) Be there for her all the time
32) Let her shout. Take it like a MAN.


awww, I know It's alot, but c'mon.. you wouldnt want her to throw things like a smelly fish/piece of meat/pork/chair/the computer set/the home-toolbox/the TV set/toaster/... the list just GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON at youuu. So just BEAR with her a little. Okay, maybe alot. It's just for a few days, and then you can get it on and have some Sexy Time

haha...its kinda true though..lalala..later..

love,b :)