Wednesday, January 28, 2009

PMS-ING, boys!

i was checking over n reading some blogs n found this thing..it's quite interesting i guess (maybe,for me it's a yes..hahah)just some reminder for the guys to b brave n lil bit of understanding when it comes to PMS-ing..so,

Bear with it guys, you can do it!

So guys want to know what to do when their lady love is a bomb waiting to explode in the face of a puny annoyance? Pre Menstrual Stress lasts for four to five days. If you're lucky, you'll live through to the other side. So here's how i think you men should handle the demon:

1) In fact, flattery will get you everywhere.
2) Try not to be emotionally needy/annoying/tell fart jokes/in fact, just remain scarce.
3) Don't argue.
4) Agree with everything she says.
5) Tell her she's beautiful, perhaps 5000 times a day, even if she has a giant zit pulsating like Cyclops' eye on her forehead.
6) Actually, just tell her she's beautiful every five seconds.
7) Also under no circumstances point out or ask what 'that bulging thing is' on her face.
8) Bring her stuff. F@ck experiences, chicks want stuff. Throw chocolate at her.
9) Don't be pathetic
10) Don't be abstract
11) Don't be condescending
12) Don't be annoying
13) Don't be high maintenance
14) Don't ask her when the PMS will be over
15) Don't be a prick
16) Don't be stupid
17) Don't be a smart-ass
18) Don't be perverse
19) Don't be arrogant
20) Don't be normal
21) Don't be strange
22) Don't be pragmatic
23) Don't be useless
24) Tip: Angst can be alleviated through copulative mediums
25) Don't cancel last minute. (My God this annoys me, with or without PMS)
.26) Achieve the impossible
27) Be hot
28) Stick to your promises -> follow through people –> follow through!
29) Realise it's only four days of hell. FOUR DAYS. GIVE HER FOUR DAYS!!.
30) And for God's sake: When a woman is in a bad mood and she's not on PMS – because women CAN have a shitty day without having PMS – don't whatever you do - ask her if she's 'on.'
31) Be there for her all the time
32) Let her shout. Take it like a MAN.


awww, I know It's alot, but c'mon.. you wouldnt want her to throw things like a smelly fish/piece of meat/pork/chair/the computer set/the home-toolbox/the TV set/toaster/... the list just GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON at youuu. So just BEAR with her a little. Okay, maybe alot. It's just for a few days, and then you can get it on and have some Sexy Time

haha...its kinda true though..lalala..later..

love,b :)

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

any butts?

owh dear boy..i juz cudnt understand u..sheeesshh..mengada-ngada la ko..aku rs mcm nk je sepak b****t anda tau x!!! eeeee...saba jela bahirah..sheeessshhhhhh

Saturday, January 24, 2009

going separate ways

u n me..we used to go the straight path together..holding hands..giggling n enjoy the moment with each other..trying to see what was around together..not missing any latest updates..

but now..the path that we used to take had been divided into two..i'm on the right..n ur on the left..n i guess there will b fence build in between of us. i just dont like this situation..this moment..this feeling..our hands are now separated..i tried to hold ur hands but ur hand is never there..i tried to look at ur face n asking the reason..but i just couldnt bare doing it..i was left wondering alone..on the right side..

u on the other half..have move forward leaving me behind..i just watched u went away n couldnt do anything.i try to keep everything to my own..i cried inside my heart..i take everything in n trying to look for someone to let it out..i might had told some people..but not all..i'm sorry if anything i did make u feel bad..i'm not going to do anything n hope u'll b happy on the left side..

bubbye
love B..

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

senior one

we are done with our diagnostic yesterday..a big u'u for it?dun think so..huhu..since we get a schedule of the temu mesra day that will b based on our diagnostic marks..damn it! kate exam march..haiyoo..n the aturcara is a bit ridiculous la.parents keja maaa..haiyoo..n btw, i got result for my sejarah..hahah..TOP SECRET!!

ok2..regarding with the(previous..wrote another one..but erased it) title that i wrote above..heh..my birthday is also near d corner for me to really turn 17 n become senior in d school..hahah..till this moment,i just have this weird feeling of which calling myself a senior..haha..usually on my way to school,i'll b passing by the smkj3 n looked around saw people walking to school n used to say in my heart 'owh..ni mesti form 5 ni..tua dr aku' but not for this year,when i am in d same situation it really makes me feel weirdo saying to myself 'owh..dorg ni sebaya dgn aku..hahah' i just felt sgt sgt sgt pelik thinking now me n my friends r the oldest in d school..huhu..myb still cnt accept the fact of me going to finish school n being d oldest n so on..

seperti semalam..we were hanging out at school after rumah sukan's training with few juniors..n anis was 'instructing' a junior boy to pick up the sampah..hahah..anis..wohoo..n she said 'eh..kena ikut ckp senior' n laughed..well,all of us there laughed with the ktorg senior thingy because rs mcm xkena saying that words..heheh..myb just could not cope with the different state of we r being in..

n also..since being the senior ni kn..hish..sgt sibuk u know..with all the rushing here n there..extra class..tuitions..homework menimbun bak gunung everest uh..i just pray that i could really sit one day n settle it downn rearrange everything..life is a mess for the time being i tell u..

till then..mommy nagged suro buat homework..hahah..friday shud b the resting day all this while but since esok skola n after recess blaja..damn..ade homework need to b done..so..toodles.love ya..xoxo

love U :)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

diagnostic..blerrrghhh

diagnostic test haaa..haiyoo..it is basically about all the form 4 subjects which we shud had been studying during hols..hahaha..study la jg..but not all..hurm..so,today is the second day n tomorrow will b d last one..usually people will go n 'huuu' n 'haaa' 'exams is over' but a big NO!! for this year because hell yeah..diagnostic is just lyke the beginning of everything..loads of exams ahead..heeyoo... SPM! SPM! SPM! heeee...

so,the days during diagnostic went on lyke this..hahha

tuesday- bm (agk kesusahan) / chem (heh..as usual) / eng (so-so) / sej (hell NO!)
wednesday - maths mod (hahahha..heheheh) / phy (haiyyooo) / est (drop..hahah) / agama (agk merepek skit ye..)

tomorrow's test will b updated later..

have been online-ing almost 3 hours..need.to.stop. buku.mau.baca..hehehe..lyke everybody wrote at their blogs..less tyme online-ing..so,the same goes for me..trying2..busy2..huuu

btw,tomorrow will b a really2 busy-musy day..haish..kate je blk 12.30 but with extra class phy till 1.30..n acc's tuition (2.30-4) n latihan rumah sukan (4.30-6) i'm gonna die coming back from all of that..tuhuhu..

k..toodles..more update later..

love U ;)

Thursday, January 8, 2009

so-so-not

guys..girls..woman..man..HYE!! N GOODBYE!! for a while huhuu..well,actually,i'm not going anywhere..juz that i'm so so not in the mood to online-ing this past few days..so,my blog is kinda terbiar..so,since today the mood is lil bit reappearing,so,i try to write sth here..n i guess,whuts above is the only thing that i have the mood to talk about..

hurm..sth previous..i juz got well from fever n rashes all over my body..hell no..byk gler rashes till i thought ni denggi ke ape..bcoz it happened to come out at the whole body including my face..heeeee..n i'm kind pening2 lalat n all that..god knows back then whut happened..luckily the rashes kind of disappear the night before school started..but still kena makan ubat lagi..looks lyke i'm allergic to udang galah,damn it! heeeee..kla..no more to tell..school has started n homeworks has start to b here n there n need to study..so,chaiyok! chaiyok! bahirah..k..love all.. :)

muah..muah ^.^